[-Thursday, November 27, 2008-]
A day in NUH staff clinic
Yesterday was the most fug up or perhaps screwed up day in the month of Nov.
I was asked to go to NUH HR to sign a contract with Molecular Diagnostic Centre where i will be doing research on infectious diseases and taking my Master study in NUS.
After i had signed the contract, i was told to visit the staff clinic for a body checkup. Wah, that was seriously hell for me.
First, the "nurse" or "receptionist" spoke too soft! I could not even comprehend wad message was she tryin to tell me.
Second, she passed me this form. In one of de section, there was this chart with 2 columns labelled as "History" and "Vaccination" followed by few rows labelled with "HepB", "Measles", blah blah. So i was looking at this chart and i had no idea how am i supposed to fill up this chart. History means? Vaccination means? So i proceeded to ask her how do i fill up this since i had absolutely no clue on how to fill up this bloody form.
Third, a few mins later, another woman came into the clinic for body checkup also. So i was given the serve number number "8" and she was given number "9".
Rem tis impt fact, there were only 2 of us waiting for the body checkup in the clinic.So wen the serve number display showed 8, i proceeded to walk into the room with a "doctor" inside. Ya.. im not really sure is he a doctor.
So he took a look at the form which the "nurse" had passed to him earlier and asked.
Doctor: Are u Tek XXX XXX?"
Me: Hah?
Doctor: This not you? You are number 8 right?
Me: Yes, im number 8 but tis is not my name. (ZzzzZzzz)
Doctor: Oh, the nurse gave me the wrong form. (Walked out of the room to confirm with the nurse)
Doctor (back): Okay, your IC number is SXXXXXXXX?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: So u hab past history of this few diseases. (Proceeded to read some alien disease names)
Me (WTF??): HAH???
Doctor (stunned): This not written by you? (showed me the form which had a few disease names on it)
Me (sian 1/2): This is not my form...
Doctor: Oh! (Scan tru the other form) Den you are Lee Chun Kiat?
Me (god save me pls): Yes...
Fourth, he had to take my blood sample for diagnosing. So i was expecting that he would kindly first swab the area with ethanol (for disinfection) b4 poking the needle into my artery. I tink he forgot to do that cos the cotton gauage which he used to swap the area had no cooling effect at all. So i actually felt a pinch like sensation on my arms which i had never realised that wen i was in NUS clinic.
So after the checkup, i faster left the clinic. Scary man.. Now i jus hope that he or the nurse wun mix up my blood sample with the other.
Tts all folks on my most fug up experience in a clinic. Next, i wanna proceed to the next topic.
Scenario 1
23 Nov 08, 20:22
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing someone too well. Its hard to talk to that person. & that person is seriously ridiculous. If that someone can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyone.My interpretation:
Someone = someone = A, that person = that person = B
So.. Result is:
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing A too well. Its hard to talk to B. & B is seriously ridiculous. If A can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyoneConclusion: Totally dun understand.
So next...
Scenario 2
23 Nov 08, 20:22
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing someone too well. Its hard to talk to that person. & that person is seriously ridiculous. If that someone can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyone.My interpretation:
(1st) Someone = (1st) that person = A, (2nd) that person = (2nd) someone = B
So.. Result is:
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing A too well. Its hard to talk to A. & B is seriously ridiculous. If B can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyoneConclusion: Seems okay.. But hey! There are more scenarios. Maybe this is not the one.
Lets move on...
Scenario 3
23 Nov 08, 20:22
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing someone too well. Its hard to talk to that person. & that person is seriously ridiculous. If that someone can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyone.My interpretation:
Someone = that person = A
So.. Result is:
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing A too well. Its hard to talk to A. & A is seriously ridiculous. If A can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyoneConclusion: LOL. Bias! But possible..
Any more? Sure do.
Scenario 3
23 Nov 08, 20:22
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing someone too well. Its hard to talk to that person. & that person is seriously ridiculous. If that someone can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyone.My interpretation:
(1st) Someone = (2nd) that person = A,(2nd) Someone = (1st) that person = B
So.. Result is:
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing A too well. Its hard to talk to B. & B is seriously ridiculous. If A can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyoneConclusion: ?_? Blurr liao...
Com'on, i can do better den tis.
Scenario 4
23 Nov 08, 20:22
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing someone too well. Its hard to talk to that person. & that person is seriously ridiculous. If that someone can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyone.My interpretation:
(1st) Someone = (1st and 2nd) that person = A,(2nd) Someone = B
So.. Result is:
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing A too well. Its hard to talk to A. & A is seriously ridiculous. If B can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyoneConclusion: Sound... alright.
Lets go for somemore ^^
Scenario 5
23 Nov 08, 20:22
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing someone too well. Its hard to talk to that person. & that person is seriously ridiculous. If that someone can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyone.My interpretation:
(2nd) Someone = (1st and 2nd) that person = A,(1st) Someone = B
So.. Result is:
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing B too well. Its hard to talk to A. & A is seriously ridiculous. If A can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyoneConclusion: Sound... off..
But hey, its fun.
Scenario 6
23 Nov 08, 20:22
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing someone too well. Its hard to talk to that person. & that person is seriously ridiculous. If that someone can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyone.My interpretation:
(1st and 2nd) Someone = (1st) that person = A,(2nd) that person = B
So.. Result is:
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing A too well. Its hard to talk to A. & B is seriously ridiculous. If A can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyoneConclusion: X_X
(Plucking hair)
Scenario 5
23 Nov 08, 20:22
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing someone too well. Its hard to talk to that person. & that person is seriously ridiculous. If that someone can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyone.My interpretation:
(1st) Someone = (A+B)/2, (2nd) Someone = (B+A)/2, (1st) that person = (A+B)/2, (2nd) that person = (B+A)/2 (WTF am i typing??)
So.. Result is:
SOO(: `: AND just one more thing. Knowing ERROR too well. Its hard to talk to ERROR. & ERROR is seriously ridiculous. If ERROR can be more sensible. I dont think things will ended up this way. So cannot blame anyoneConclusion: *bang wall*
THIS IS SPARTA!!
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